6. If you are eating a sloppy burger, use fries to barricade the sloppy fillings while eating. Make sure you bite halfway into the fry so it stays in position. Otherwise, it’ll pull out and spill the rest.
7. Flip your burger upside down if your burger is prone to breakage or spillage. It also changes the bun-to-meat ratio your mouth consumes.
8. Saying Hi and smiling is far better at disarming strangers than coming up with some pseudo-witty remark or an odd compliment. Do that after the hi.